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Eat Locals Zombie Shirt

Whether you're in your garden, at the farmers market, or holed up in the local mall fending off a ravenous zombie hoard, this shirt is the best way to give zombies a piece of your mind. About the Shirts:ALL of our shirts are made from super-soft, ring-spun, grown-in-the-USA organic cotton. The...
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Climbers Brain Shirt

Learn the ropes and harness your action potential! Thanks to our October Featured Artist, Alicia Plate for this cerebral design!  
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Space Monkey

Share on Facebook  If you like our shirts, please help spread the word!   About the Shirts: The cuts we use were carefully chosen to be both fashionable, and appealing to everyone. We know shopping for shirts online can be tricky. Check out our sizing page and learn everything you n...
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The Most Dangerous Animal: PART II

This hybrid is back and even more Most Dangerous!! Share on Facebook  If you like our shirts, please help spread the word!    About the Shirts: The cuts we use were carefully chosen to be both fashionable, and appealing to everyone. We know shopping for shirts online can be tricky. Check...
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Notorious KFC

I love it when you call me big pollo.     Share on Facebook  If you like our shirts, please help spread the word!    About the Shirts: The cuts we use were carefully chosen to be both fashionable, and appealing to everyone. We know shopping for shirts online can be tricky. Check out our ...
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East Side West Side Dark Side

Choose Wisely... Share on Facebook  If you like our shirts, please help spread the word!   About the Shirts: The cuts we use were carefully chosen to be both fashionable, and appealing to everyone. We know shopping for shirts online can be tricky. Check out our sizing page and learn eve...
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Submarine

Share on Facebook  If you like our shirts, please help spread the word!   About the Shirts: The cuts we use were carefully chosen to be both fashionable, and appealing to everyone. We know shopping for shirts online can be tricky. Check out our sizing page and learn everything you n...
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The Tetons Are An Orogenous Zone

Now there's a bulge in my plates.  Share on Facebook  If you like our shirts, please help spread the word!    About the Shirts: The cuts we use were carefully chosen to be both fashionable, and appealing to everyone. We know shopping for shirts online can be tricky. Check out our sizing pa...
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Freedom to Assemble Shirt

Support your right to assemble piece-fully!  Lego my constitutional rights. Share on Facebook If you like our shirts, please help spread the word! We're a tiny company and rely solely on word-of-mouth for advertising. Your support makes a huge difference to us! Thanks! About t...
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Laser Owl Shirt

Your eyes can be so cruel...
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Tortoseros

Is the first release in the new WhatIf Creations collection! This cute little critter was illustrated by the one and only Jessie Fox of WhatIfCreations!
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Standard Deviations Shirt

Your Standard Deviations Are What Make You My Statistically Significant Other. Share on Facebook  If you like our shirts, please help spread the word!   About the Shirts:  The cuts we use were carefully chosen to be both fashionable, and appealing to everyone. We know shopping fo...
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Don't Stop Believin'

This shirt is an homage to the wolf formerly known as OR-7. From Oregon Wild: "After spending time in the Soda Mountain Wilderness, Klamath Basin and Sky Lakes Wilderness south of Crater Lake, OR-7 continued his journey south and became the first wolf confirmed in California in nearly a century. ...
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Eat Locals Gift Collection

Combine and spread your love of locals!     Save 20% off with this great Shirt, Tote, and Sticker set.  Whether you're in your garden, at the farmers market, or holed up in the local mall fending off a ravenous zombie hoard, this shirt is the best way to give zombies a piece of your mind...
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We Built This City On Rock And Wheat Shirt

Be the first on your Hexagon to own this shirt! Usually we only take credit cards, but for this one we'd also be willing to consider trades for Ore and Sheep. About the Shirts: Our shirts are 100% Grown-in-the-USA organic cotton. Since we design, print, and sell our designs direct, we're abl...
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Questionable Morels Shirt

The quest for good morels is often a personal journey rife with pitfalls and ambiguity.  You have to learn from your Matsutakes.  If you Blewit you may have to Bolete your Liberty Cap but after that you don't have to take any Shitakes from anybody.  People can decry the dangers of ...
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Philosoraptor Shirt

This is the shirt that started the meme! We designed it in 2008, and when we put it online, the image took off and became a meme on 4chan. You can read about all that here. The philosoraptor opens the doors of perception, periodically tests the fences of reality, and opens your mind using 80 raz...
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All My Friends are Dead Shirt

The Lonely Dinosaur embodies ultimate suffering and unfathomable sadness from the extinction of all of his friends and family (except for Coelacanths, Horseshoe Crabs, and Unicorns, but no one was really friends with them anyways), all summed up in his stupid little frown. But don't despair! And ...
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Spooning Leads to Forking Shirt

About the Shirts:ALL of our shirts are made from super-soft, ring-spun, Grown-in-the-USA organic cotton. They have been grown in fields that have been chemical pesticide and fertilizer free for over 3 years. These shirts are 100% USA-made- from growing the cotton to sewing the fabric to printing ...
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You Discussed Me Shakespeare Shirt

Now is the winter of our discontent. Made glorious summer by this T-shirt!  You don't need to be a "deformed, unfinish'd" hunchback to enjoy this shirt! But it couldn't hurt.  Either way before you know it, this shirt will find you wanting to "strut before a wanton ambling nymph", an...
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I Believe Shirt

Whenever I wear this shirt, people always come up to me, and they say, "Hey, you know that narwhals are real, right?" It's so nice to meet other people who hold on to what others might call "fantasy". I believe too, brother. I believe too. UPDATE: A good friend of ours met his current girlfriend...
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Pentagon Hexagon Oregon Shirt

Let me set the record straight, it's pronounced "PENT-ih-guhn, HEX-ih-guhn, OR-ih-guhn"...people are always getting those shapes wrong.  Share on Facebook If you like our shirts, please help spread the word! We're a tiny company and rely solely on word-of-mouth for advertising. Your support...
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All Hipsters Should Be Fixed Shirt

Keep Portland Geared! Share on Facebook  If you like our shirts, please help spread the word! We're a tiny company and rely solely on word-of-mouth for advertising. Your support makes a huge difference to us! Thanks!   About the Shirts:ALL of our shirts are made from super-soft, ring-...
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Haiku Shirt

Leave the prose to pros like Proust and the dactylic hexameter to the...well you know...ptero-ble lizards. What's left!? Iambic pentameter, rhyming couplets, Petrarchan sonnets? Booooring! Throw a ninja in there. That's what.  BAM! HAIKU! Done. Share on Facebook If you like our shirts,...
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Evolution of Man Squid Shirt

Was Darwin wrong?  ...No. No, probably not. But maybe, just maybe.... Share on Facebook If you like our shirts, please help spread the word! We're a tiny company and rely solely on word-of-mouth for advertising. Your support makes a huge difference to us! Thanks! About the Shirts:ALL...
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How to Tie a Tie

If you're like us, you wear t-shirts almost exclusively. When the rare occasion requires a tie...you often find your self in need of a bit of reference. Boom. Problem solved. About the Shirts:ALL of our shirts are made from super-soft, ring-spun, grown-in-the-USA organic cotton. They have ...
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Land is for Lubbers

Yarrr...   Share on Facebook If you like our shirts, please help spread the word! We're a tiny company and rely solely on word-of-mouth for advertising. Your support makes a huge difference to us! Thanks! About the Shirts: ALL of our shirts are made from super-soft, ring-spun, Grown-in...
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Too Late Ninja Shirt

Hey what's that on your shi-----ARRRRRGH!!!! This ninja shirt is printed with matte black ink on a black t-shirt. You can only see it when the light catches the ink. But by then...well, you're totally cut in half. Share on Facebook  If you like our shirts, please help spread the word! We're a...
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Organic Chemistry It Takes Alkynes T-Shirt

Share on Facebook  If you like our shirts, please help spread the word! We're a tiny company and rely solely on word-of-mouth for advertising. Your support makes a huge difference to us! Thanks! About the Shirts:ALL of our shirts are made from super-soft, ring-spun, Grown-in-the-USA organi...
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Pac Man Shirt

Two hearts, one family.  ULTIMATE VENN DIAGRAM!  Share on Facebook If you like our shirts, please help spread the word! We're a tiny company and rely solely on word-of-mouth for advertising. Your support makes a huge difference to us! Thanks!   About the Shirts:ALL of our shirts are mad...
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That's A Moray Shirt

  Share on Facebook  If you like our shirts, please help spread the word! We're a tiny company and rely solely on word-of-mouth for advertising. Your support makes a huge difference to us! Thanks! About the Shirts:ALL of our shirts are made from super-soft, ring-spun,...
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Sad Turtle Shirt

Our goal with this shirt was to make the saddest shirt possible. Mission accomplished? You decide.   Share on Facebook  If you like our shirts, please help spread the word! We're a tiny company and rely solely on word-of-mouth for advertising. Your support makes a huge differe...
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Plants have all the anthers Shirt

Anthers, you know, those little danglies in the middle of a flower with the pollen.  You could say this shirt is the culmination of my Botany/Biology studies at Colorado College.  You can see the point of divergence my life took when I handed in my thesis: "Do Big Buttresses Break With Passing Wi...
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Life is Suffering Shirt

Life is suffering...ain't that the Noble Truth.  I don't know what we were thinking trying to market material goods to Buddhists...think of it as a souvenir on your path to enlightenment.  I reached Nirvana and all I got was this crappy t-shirt. About the Shirts:ALL of our shirts are ...
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Ptrapezoid Shirt

Geometry and dinosaurs after millions of years of evolution have hybridized, yielding both a freak of nature and of phonics. Ptrapezoid is guaranteed to make you the envy of all slightly nerdy 5th graders and phylogenetic systematists.  Share on Facebook  If you like our shirts, please help sp...
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I'm Down Shirt

This sassy pillow bears it all on his downy chest.  Insults bead and roll off his aerodynamic pride like rain off of some kind of giant duck.  This giant duck deserves a spot in Sassy's Place if you ask me. Share on Facebook If you like our shirts, please help spread the word! We're a tiny...
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Gift Card

Shopping for someone else but not sure what to give them? Give them the gift of choice with a Lonely Dinosaur Organic T-Shirts Gift Card. Gift cards are delivered by email and contain instructions to redeem them at checkout. Our gift cards have no additional processing fees.
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Eat Locals Organic Tote

Have you ever found yourself short handed after dismembering a locally sourced free range vegan barista?  Have you ever asked yourself "I know it's the apocalypse, but do we really need to add more plastic to the world?".  Have you ever been ashamed to show your decaying and disfigured face becau...
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Eat Locals Oval Sticker

 A 3x5" Inch Oval-cut sticker. Perfect for waterbottles and shotguns.
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All Hipsters Should be Fixed Sticker

4" x 8" rectangular bumper sticker
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Freedom to Assemble Sticker

4" x 4" square sticker
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Philosoraptor Sticker

4" x 4" square sticker
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Questionable Morels Sticker

4" x 4" square sticker
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How's My Deriving Bumper Sticker

 3.75 x 11" Bumpers Sticker. Safety is an integral part of driving.
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Citation Needed Sticker- 10 pack.

There are a lot of dubious claims being made in the real world. Ever wish you could demand a citation like you can on wikipedia? These are printed on weather-proof clear vinyl- great for adding an air journalistic rigor to things like advertisements and political campaign signs. We sell these in...
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