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Keep Oregon Secret

Can you keep a secret? There is no doubt that Oregon is one of the most beautiful places in the United States that everyone should see, but sometimes a little part of us wish it was still a secret! If you like our shirts, please help spread the word! We're a small local company and rely on word-...
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Use The 4's

Use the 4's Luke! Use the 4's!!!!  In light of the awakening of the force, we decided to release one of our favorite parody designs that is a great gift for all the ages!  If you like our work, please help spread the word! We're a small local company and rely on word-of-mouth for advertising. Yo...
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Philosoraptor Shirt

 Did you know that Lonely Dinosaur created the Philosoraptor? The philosoraptor was hatched back in 2008 by it's creator Sam Smith, owner and designer here at Lonely Dinosaur! After creating the philosoraptor image, we put it on our made in the U.S.A 100% organic cotton t-shirts and posted it t...
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Eat Locals Zombie Shirt

Whether you're in your garden, at the farmers market, or holed up in the local mall fending off a ravenous zombie hoard, this shirt is the best way to give zombies a piece of your mind. About our Shirts: All of our shirts are made from super-soft, ring-spun, Grown-in-the-USA organic cotton....
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Portland Oregon

Celebrates everything that is Portland Oregon!  About our Shirts: ALL of our shirts are made from super-soft, ring-spun, Grown-in-the-USA organic cotton. They have been grown in fields that have been chemical pesticide and fertilizer free for over 4 years. These shirts are 100% USA-made- from gr...
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Eat Locals Gift Collection

Combine and spread your love of locals!     Save 20% off with this great Shirt, Tote, and Sticker set.  Whether you're in your garden, at the farmers market, or holed up in the local mall fending off a ravenous zombie hoard, this shirt is the best way to give zombies a piece of your mind...
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We Built This City On Rock And Wheat Shirt

Be the first on your Hexagon to own this shirt! Usually we only take credit cards, but for this one we'd also be willing to consider trades for Ore and Sheep. About our Shirts: All of our shirts are made from super-soft, ring-spun, Grown-in-the-USA organic cotton. They have been grown in...
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Questionable Morels Shirt

The quest for good morels is often a personal journey rife with pitfalls and ambiguity.  You have to learn from your Matsutakes.  If you Blewit you may have to Bolete your Liberty Cap but after that you don't have to take any Shitakes from anybody.  People can decry the dangers of mushrooms until...
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Don't Stop Believin'

This shirt is an homage to the wolf formerly known as OR-7. From Oregon Wild: "After spending time in the Soda Mountain Wilderness, Klamath Basin and Sky Lakes Wilderness south of Crater Lake, OR-7 continued his journey south and became the first wolf confirmed in California in nearly a century. ...
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All My Friends are Dead Shirt

The Lonely Dinosaur embodies ultimate suffering and unfathomable sadness from the extinction of all of his friends and family (except for Coelacanths, Horseshoe Crabs, and Unicorns, but no one was really friends with them anyways), all summed up in his stupid little frown. But don't despair! And ...
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Spooning Leads to Forking Shirt

The design says it all!  About our Shirts: All of our shirts are made from super-soft, ring-spun, Grown-in-the-USA organic cotton. They have been grown in fields that have been chemical pesticide and fertilizer free for over 4 years. These shirts are 100% USA-made- from growing the cotton to sew...
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You Discussed Me Shakespeare Shirt

Now is the winter of our discontent. Made glorious summer by this T-shirt!  You don't need to be a "deformed, unfinish'd" hunchback to enjoy this shirt! But it couldn't hurt.  Either way before you know it, this shirt will find you wanting to "strut before a wanton ambling nymph", and I'm not ju...
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I Believe Shirt

Whenever I wear this shirt, people always come up to me, and they say, "Hey, you know that narwhals are real, right?" It's so nice to meet other people who hold on to what others might call "fantasy". I believe too, brother. I believe too. UPDATE: A good friend of ours met his current girlfriend...
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Pentagon Hexagon Oregon Shirt

Let me set the record straight, it's pronounced "PENT-ih-guhn, HEX-ih-guhn, OR-ih-guhn"...people are always getting those shapes wrong.  About our Shirts: All of our shirts are made from super-soft, ring-spun, Grown-in-the-USA organic cotton. They have been grown in fields that have been ...
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Gift Card

Shopping for someone else but not sure what to give them? Give them the gift of choice with a Lonely Dinosaur Organic T-Shirts Gift Card. Gift cards are delivered by email and contain instructions to redeem them at checkout. Our gift cards have no additional processing fees.
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Eat Locals Organic Tote

Have you ever found yourself short handed after dismembering a locally sourced free range vegan barista?  Have you ever asked yourself "I know it's the apocalypse, but do we really need to add more plastic to the world?".  Have you ever been ashamed to show your decaying and disfigured face becau...
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Eat Locals Oval Sticker

 A 3x5" Inch Oval-cut sticker. Perfect for waterbottles and shotguns.
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All Hipsters Should be Fixed Sticker

4" x 8" rectangular bumper sticker
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Freedom to Assemble Sticker- 10 Pack

4" x 4" square stickers, 10 pack.
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Philosoraptor Sticker - 10 Pack

4" x 4" square sticker,  10 pack.
$19.99

Questionable Morels Stickers - 10 Pack

4" x 4" square sticker. 10 Pack
$3.99

How's My Deriving Bumper Sticker

 3.75 x 11" Bumpers Sticker. Safety is an integral part of driving.
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Citation Needed Sticker- 10 pack.

There are a lot of dubious claims being made in the real world. Ever wish you could demand a citation like you can on wikipedia? These are printed on weather-proof clear vinyl- great for adding an air journalistic rigor to things like advertisements and political campaign signs. We sell these in...
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All Hipsters Should be Fixed Sticker- 10 Pack

4" x 8" rectangular bumper sticker, 10 pack.
$19.99

Eat Locals Oval Sticker- 10 Pack

 A 3x5" Inch Oval-cut sticker. Perfect for waterbottles and shotguns. 10 Pack
$2.99

Freedom to Assemble Sticker

4" x 4" square sticker
$19.99

How's My Deriving Bumper Sticker - 10 Pack

 3.75 x 11" Bumpers Sticker. Safety is an integral part of driving. 10 Pack.
$19.99

Philosoraptor Sticker

4" x 4" square sticker.
$2.99

Questionable Morels Sticker

4" x 4" square sticker.