Jesus loves you, but doesn't want to get all up in your business.  He will drive you to the airport, give you a jump, sit through your boring slide show from your last vacation, but he won't linger!  When you're at a concert with $7 drinks, Jesus always manages to be there for you, with his patented "Holy Imbible" flask.  But don't let him drive you home...water into wine has a way of transubstantiating his blood alcohol level from 0.00% to 18%...a good time to start praying.

About the Shirts:
ALL of our shirts are made from super-soft, ring-spun, Grown-in-the-USA organic cotton. They have been grown in fields that have been chemical pesticide and fertilizer free for over 3 years. These shirts are 100% USA-made- from growing the cotton to sewing the fabric to printing the designs- supporting ethical employment standards and keeping money in the US economy.

 

The cuts we use were carefully chosen to be both fashionable, and appealing to everyone.