If the sea is a cruel mistress then land is a hardened but loyal wife.  It is easy to be subducted where ocean meets land...those pillow basalts can be soft; it is no wonder so much thrusting and cross-bedding occurs.  No matter how intrusive a dike is, don't strike/dip, or all schist will break loose, there will be mass wasting, and you will be taking sponge batholiths and wearing salt diapirs. 

Wow, sorry I kind of got carried away there...I should have been a Geologist for the bad puns...the point is Pirates are awesome.

About the Shirts:
ALL of our shirts are made from super-soft, ring-spun, Grown-in-the-USA organic cotton. They have been grown in fields that have been chemical pesticide and fertilizer free for over 3 years. These shirts are 100% USA-made- from growing the cotton to sewing the fabric to printing the designs- supporting ethical employment standards and keeping money in the US economy.

 

The cuts we use were carefully chosen to be both fashionable, and appealing to everyone.