Eat Locals Gift Collection

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Combine and spread your love of locals!  


Save 20% off with this great Shirt, Tote, and Sticker set. 

Whether you're in your garden, at the farmers market, or holed up in the local mall fending off a ravenous zombie hoard, this shirt is the best way to give zombies a piece of your mind. Choose your size, color, and adventure.

Have you ever found yourself short handed after dismembering a locally sourced free range vegan barista? Have you ever asked yourself "I know it's the apocalypse, but do we really need to add more plastic to the world?". Have you ever been ashamed to show your decaying and disfigured face because of your drab and unadorned bag?

If you answered "Totes" to any of these questions then boy is it your lucky day. Our Eat Locals Organic Tote Bag is the perfect accessory for the socially and ecologically conscious unconscious walking dead!

Tote Specs:

  • Size: 16"W x 14.5"H x 5"D
  • Handle: 1" wide
  • Fabric: 100% Organic Cotton 3/1 twill; 8 oz/yd2 (272gsm)

Perfect for carrying HEADS of lettuce, EARS of corn, artichoke HEARTS, RIBS of celery, FINGERLING potatoes, freshly baked LADY FINGERS and MUFFIN TOPS.

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